Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
So, I ordered flowers to be delivered yesterday (the day before mother’s day because the delivery charge was only $5 more as opposed to $20). I did not receive a “thank you” text so I called my mom as today was Mother’s Day—she never got them! I called the flower people saying I was disappointed and they apologized and reissued the deliver to arrive on Tuesday. I called our building people and they left it in the closet! Those idiots didn’t even call her or deliver her package (that’s right, they were in a box!). My mom got it today only to discover that the flowers were chopped up and were dried up. Well, good thing she is getting another order on Tuesday no extra charge. Working with idiots…
This is the blog that details all the "Nikkisms" that occur in my daily life. Nikkisms are my "Nikki" moments--from freak accidents to weird and strange interactions that somehow I get involved in.